Joey, Phoebe and Monica discover that Chandler can't cry no matter what the circumstances. Joey tells him that he's dead inside and Monica makes repeated attempts to elicit some emotion from Chandler. Rachelasks Ross to stop seeing her sister, Jill. Ross agrees to cancel their date, but when he tells Jill she doesn't take it very well. Rachel admits to Jill that it was she who asked Ross to stop seeing her because of their "history" together. Jill gets mad at Rachel for trying to control her life, so she goes over to Ross's apartment to use him get back at Rachel. She uses the pretext of being upset over a fight with Rachel and wanting to see more of Ross' slides. He works on preparing them and brings out wine while Ross fields a phone call from Rachel and tells her he can handle it. She kisses him, but he asks if she's just using him to get back at Rachel. She readily admits to this and he breaks it off. He later reveals she broke his slide projector in her indignation. Later, when Ross tells Rachel that Jill kissed him, Rachel is furious. He then admits that he stopped the kiss because he didn't want to ruin the chance of them getting back together someday. After witnessing this encounter, Chandler is finally able to cry, asking why Ross and Rachel can't work it out. In Central Perk, a man recognizes Phoebe and asks for her autograph, saying he's her biggest fan. She signs a napkin, then leaves, but tells Joey to take care of him because he's a fan. Joey thinks the man is a fan of his, but he reveals he's seen all of Phoebe's porn movies. Joey talks to Gunther, who also has seen some of these movies. At Monica's apartment, Joey has some of the movies in a bag. Joey insists it would be wrong to watch them because Phoebe is their friend, but the others do anyway. As the movie begins, Rachel notices a heart tattoo and realizes that it's not Phoebe but Ursula using Phoebe's name. Phoebe enters, cries "What am I doing?" and they tell her the story. Phoebe confronts Ursula, who is in the middle of making another movie. She tries to get Ursula to stop using her name and says "Shame on all of you." In the end, her solution is to pick up all of the checks Ursula accrued under her name and yells at someone who recognizes her for all of Central Perk to hear.